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May 1, 2013

Charles asks…

funny one liners?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving? The police.

How do you get 3 pounds of meat out of a fly? You unzip it.

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone’s going to lose a trailer.

What’s a native of Paris called? A parasite.

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She couldn’t find the 11.

What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

What’s the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.

What did the blonde say when she walked in a bar with a piece of shit in her hand? Luck must be on my side, look what I almost stepped in.

Administrator answers:

ENOUGH!………..GO ON THEN

Jenny asks…

Who’s your ” Daddy “?

Who’s yo Daddy!

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper

thing to do is to find out who the father is and see

why he is not providing support.

The following are all replies that Dallas women have

written on Child Support Agency forms in the section

for listing father’s details. Or putting it another way….Who’s yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Be sure to check out # 11 – it takes the prize and # 3

is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,

child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to

the identity of the father of child B, but I believe

that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little

girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand

Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met

that night. I do remember that the sex was so good

that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the

father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my

daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by

my stiletto heels in one of the door panels. Perhaps

you can contact BMW service stations in this area and

see if he’s had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a

Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

confirming that my son’s conception was immaculate and

that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he

informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that

would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.

I am torn between doing right by you and right by the

country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as

all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do

catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my

AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same

time…. well I don’t have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was

conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the

Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only

thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a

program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I’d have

stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the

party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can’t

be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right. We are all paying taxes to

support these dim bulbs.

Administrator answers:

These imbeciles should b banned from conceiving and we have to pay for their children

William asks…

whos the daddy..lol?

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I’d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.

Administrator answers:

Lol that was ssoo very funny,but I’m sure some of these stories are quiet true.Have a star and thanks for the laugh.

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